My Worst Fears

(not in any order)
– Doing something that makes me look stupid
– Being in water over my head and possibly drowning
– Going downhill fast – on skis or on a bicycle
– Hitting a pedestrian while driving
– Hitting an animal while driving
– Saying something that reveals the fact that I didn’t grow up as a Jew
– Not being able to walk because my hips and back get too screwed up
– Falling down in a public place
– Dying a slow death
– Getting lost in a country where I don’t speak the language
– Forgetting someone’s name (when I should know it)
– Playing the piano by memory in public (and forgetting)
– Losing my family’s trust and love